Bitch, look around you. We in the prison-business complex. A cow breaks me outta here, I’ll stop eatin’ meat that day.

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5 days ago
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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5 days ago
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sinnersleadtheway:

I want to look deep into your eyes. Lean into you, so that my lips are just inches from yours. I want to place my hand along your cheek and gently slide it to the back of your neck. My other hand exploring your body and feeling your curves. Pushing you back against the bed, my body so close you can feel the warmth of my breath against your lips. Making you beg for my every touch

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5 days ago
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tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

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5 days ago
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samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

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5 days ago
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First episode of Orange is the New Black:Wow this theme song is long
Halfway through the season:THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
5 days ago
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Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little less time trying to impress people.
The Breakfast Club (1985)

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5 days ago
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godlovessean:

dollfacexox23:

iampaigie:

lceburgs:

these are fucking paintings

I saw the caption and I died

these are my favorite.

Done

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5 days ago
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videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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5 days ago
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